Sincerely.Ĭhandler: Well, you're welcome! Glad I could help.ĭavid: (after a while) How do you think I should propose?Ĭhandler: David, I'm pretending to read here!! Hey, what if you just let Phoebe know you'd be open to marriage?ĭavid: That's great! That's great! I-I'll propose to her!ĭavid: Well, I was probably going to do it at some point.ĭavid: Why not? It's brilliant! (talking to an imaginary Mike) Goodbye Mike, we'll see you at the wedding, fella! (pause) well, we probably won't invite you to the wedding. (pause) They broke up because Mike didn't want to get married. (he notices that David is not amused) Oh, I'm sorry, that's the kind of thing I do. Why did Phoebe and Mike break up?Ĭhandler: Oh, because his penis was too big. I just wish I could make her forget about Mike already, you know. I wish there was something I could do, you know? Well, you know Phoebe.Ĭhandler: Seriously, we're gonna do this?ĭavid: I'm sorry, uh. Joey, if the thing you wanna advice about is pizza toppings or burning sensation when you pee.ĭavid: Sorry, I just. So if you want advice, go to Ross, Monica, or. Chandler, your feelings for Chandler are certainly gone!ĭavid: (to Chandler) Well, Phoebe's still pretty hung up on that Mike, uh?Ĭhandler: I wouldn't read too much into it.ĭavid: Still you know, a girl calls you by your ex-boyfriend's name, that-that's not a good thing, right?Ĭhandler: David, let me stop you there 'cause I think I see where this is going. Monica: I mean, my feelings for Richard are certainly gone. Why-Why do I miss Mike? That's-that's gonna go away, right? I keep thinking about Mike! I'm crazy about David, and we're having so much fun together. Monica: At least you took me down with you! Monica: (pinching her) Let's get you out of here!! (they go outside) I mean, you know, Monica refers to Chandler as Richard all the time! Phoebe: Really, it doesn't mean anything. Well, I've totally forgotten about im! AH! That's-That's. tomorrow do you guys wanna share a cab to the airport or should Mike and I just meet you there.ĭavid: Mike is your ex. Monica: Alright, I'm gonna go pick up a few things for the trip. That's a combination of Bernoulli's principle and Newton's third law of motion.Ĭhandler: Yeah, that's the same as "it has something to do with wind". Monica: David, can you help me?! I'm trying to explain to Chandler how a plane stays in the air.ĭavid: Oh, certainly.
Joey: You don't own a TV? What's all your furniture pointed at? It's fun, yeah! No, I-I play Doctor Drake Ramoray. Joey: (thinking he's kidding) Ok, Ross! It's. Ross: Dude, it's just "Days of Our Lives". You'd probably recognize me from a little show called "The Days of Our Lives". Joey: No, God, no! No! No no, I'm an actor. Sarah: (to Joey) Are you a paleontologist? I'd like to introduce you to my colleague, uh, Professor Wheeler, a-and this is Joey Tribbiani. Woman: I've been following your career for years, I-I can't wait for your keynote speech. Woman: Doctor Geller, I'm such a huge fan! Joey: (to Charlie) I think I've been recognized, this happens all the time! Woman: Oh my God, I can't believe you're here! Joey: I know, there are gonna be some pasty folks by the pool tomorrow! (A woman goes towards them) Ross: (very excited) Look at all these paleontologists!! Ross: It's a blanket Joe, not a cloak of invisibility! Joey: All right, let's do it! 5 hour flight with Charlie, have a couple of drinks, get under that blanket and do what comes naturally. Ross: Ok, we gotta go, yeah? So, we'll see you guys tomorrow. Phoebe: No, no, because, you know, he's been in Minsk for 8 years and if he gets too much direct sunlight, he'll die. Ross: Oh, right, because he's a scientist! Phoebe: I think David would probably wanna hear a few lectures. we're excited to hear the speech but the rest of the time we're gonna wanna do, you know, "island's stuff". get us out of them?Ĭhandler: Yeah Ross, I mean. I had to pull some strings but I was able to get everyone passes to the entire conference! That's right! (he gives them their passes) This babies will get you into all the paleontology lectures and seminars. I mean, it means so much to me that you guys are coming all the way over there to hear me do my speech! UH! And I've a surprise, uh.
We're going to a conference in Barbados, right? Ross: Oh, that's right! (to Emma) Daddy and uncle Joey are going on a trip today. Joey: (entering) Hey! I'm all packed and ready to go! Transcribed by: Andreina, Eleonora, Pheeboh, Sebastiano & Vanessa Part 2 written by: Marta Kauffman & David Crane Part 1 written by: Shana Goldberg-Meehan & Scott Silveri Friends - 923-924 - The one in Barbados Friends